Friday, 17 May 2013

Last Few Days

7th September 2011


…have been a bit funny, busy Monday, quiet Tuesday, hopefully now the schools are back we will get back to some sort of normality.

Monday was quite a good day, had a client visit me who thought my arse was wonderful. The things he did to it LOL arn’t appropriate to publish. He even emailed me some feedback for the website. He was great, I love it when they’re filthy. I got myself tidied and cleaned up from him and toddled off down to the shops, I needed a few bits and pieces in Sainsburys, cat litter and such like but no sooner had I walked into the shop, the phone went. A guy, I had spoken to earlier that day, suddenly decided he wanted me to visit him, but …… not in an hours time, he wanted it there and then. Luckily I was already showered and smelling as fresh as a daisy, with condoms and lube in my bag, so I left the shopping behind and popped to his house, which was about 5 miles away. Nice 50's guy, very hairy with a rock hard solid cock. It wasn’t a rag you around the bed type appointment, more a quick fumble and a nice load in my mouth roll about. 30 minutes later I was back in Sainsburys.

Yesterday was an odd day, started off promising but ended up being a bit disappointing. My usual round of texters, one illiterate one at 8pm “Hi a havnt got mutc money can you both dow me fore the experans”. I am presuming that meant “Can I have a cheap threesome because I’ve never done it before”. I text back No. I only do duo’s with other escorts when I know the client, they don’t do much for me, as I have written in previous blogs, I am not a fan of duo’s with other escorts.

Aww well, things are picking up today, I’ve had a lovely guy this morning who just wanted oral on him and was a mighty fine cocksucker himself and I may have another one later today from an email enquiry this morning.

I’ve got a cross dresser experience coming up on Friday, I’ve seen the odd cross dresser but I am not inundated with them. My male escort friend Chris is away for a couple of days and put one of his clients in touch with me, who he said is here on business on Friday for one day only. I’ve been given the run down, so I know the drill. I already know in advance that he will ask if he can smoke in the garden in stockings and a basque. That’ll be a no in advance, I hate smoking on the premises and although I am not overlooked by other properties in my garden I just don’t feel it’s right to have clients parading around there. It’s ok having a drink in the garden with an overnight client but not a guy in his fetish gear at 11am on a Friday morning.

Hey ho !!

Night Owls

2nd September 2011


Two numbers called me last night, one at 1.11, 1.13 and 1.47 and the other at 4.15, 4.23 and 6.04. One left a voicemessage asking me to visit him at his hotel and the other sent a text with “you up hun”. The text came inbetween the 1.13 and 1.47am calls.

Even if I was awake, I won’t accommodate in the middle of the night and very few hotels would let me in without showing a key card to prove I was resident for the evening, we all know how arsey concierge can be. I’ve text both of them apologising for missing their calls but saying that I am not around 24/7 but if they catch this message this morning I can visit them anytime from 8am. Needless to say I’ve had no reply, I didn’t expect to, they’re probably asleep, like I was, or they’ve woken up and are now wondering why I’ve sent a reply to their messages that they can’t remember sending.

The last guy I seen at 6am in a hotel, was so coked up to the eyeballs he hardly even knew I was there. I’d gone to bed early the night before and so I woke up very early at 5am and fancied a cup of tea, I was just messing about doing last minute packing because I due to be at the airport to go on holiday for 8.30am. My work phone rang and it was a guy in a local hotel, just 5 minutes away from me on the A1, asking if I was available, well, I was wide awake so why not and so I arrived a little before 6am. He let me in the side entrance of his travelodge type place and we went straight to his room. He was as high as a kite, couldn’t do anything and fell asleep twice. He didn’t want me to leave him, he was paranoid to fuck (the drugs) and so I ended up staying longer than expected and at 7am, I said “Well that’s me off” but he didn’t believe I’d been there over an hour and got stroppy. I left (by the main entrance) and made the short journey home. There was no way I could stay later, a taxi was picking me up at 8.10am. Guys like that end up spoiling it for the rest because you’re always in two minds the next time, whether the appointment is worth the hassle. I only took the appointment because I was going on holiday later that morning and thought it was a nice bit of extra spending money

We’re all guilty of it though, so I make an allowance for guys like that, we’ve all got a bit merry, in the past and thought the stupidest ideas are the best. I think a lot of guys who ring escorts and escort agencies in the middle of the night, do so under the influence and think better of it the following morning, much like the guys who book in advance for a week on Friday and then change their mind before hand (but don’t ever bother to let us know). One such guy phoned me a few weeks back and asked if I could see him on Friday night at 6.30pm as he was passing by on the A1 at that time after a meeting. When I mentioned that he’d booked an advanced appointment on the 21st of February for 6pm, he took a sharp breath and denied it. I told him I was happy to take the appointment but only on the day. When he denied it, I said “Listen mate, I’m not being rude here but if you book an advanced appointment, please keep it or cancel it, it takes 2 seconds and a text will suffice but if you go silent on me on the day I will keep your number so you don’t do it to me again”. What they don’t seem to realise is that when they book an advanced appointment for 6.30pm next Friday, I could have turned down at 6pm, 6.30pm or a 7pm appointment on the same day that would have genuinely booked. I lose out, not only on his advanced appointment, but also on the guy who would have taken that, or a similar appointment time. They’d be mighty pissed off if one of their customers pissed them about like that in their work place. This is my work place, so don’t do it to me. Needless to say he didn’t phone on the day. I didn’t expect him too, they don’t like being reminded that they messed me about in the past.

Back to the Night Owls, why, when my answer phone says, “Hi it’s Steve, I answer this phone 10am to 10pm blah blah…” do they leave 2 or 3 messages asking me to return their calls at 2am and asking why I am ignoring them. Us working boys and working girls need all the help we can get at times.

Can You Get Me A Scally

1st September 2011


No I certainly can’t

“I’m A 35 Year Old Asian Male – Would You Charge Me”

Hmm yes, what’s so special about being a 35 year old Asian male ?

Just a couple of the bizarre emails I received yesterday. The scally email was from a guy who wanted me to procure a young scally for him, he wanted to be shagged by the scally but he would have been kind enough to let me watch. Let me think about that one…….yes I have thought about it and the answer is still no. What planet are these people on. Why would a 35 year old Asian guy expect me to shag him for nothing. Is he so magical that us working boys wouldn’t dream of charging him for our time. Is he such a pleasure to do ? I don’t think I will have the opportunity to find out.

Last week I was asked if I wouldn’t mind hiring out my home to a working girl and I was asked if I could find a female escort for a stag trip.

This morning I have received a text asking me how much half an hour was. I replied “it’s £40" to which I got a reply “Is it £40 just for oral”. Yes if you want half an hour mate it’s £40. I offered him the £20 quick blow job but he wants half an hour, well if you want half an hour it’s £40.

It’s going to be one of those weeks, I can feel it.

I Could Do Your Job

31st August 2011


Could you, hmmmm I’d beg to differ there.

Us working boys and working girls hear this a lot, “I think I’d be a good escort”. Yes, we humour them and tell them “Of course you could” but secretly we’re thinking the opposite.

It’s different being on the other side of the fence, you have to have a commitment to doing the work, you need to be able to smile when the most peculiar of people walk through your door, you have to be stern when need be and accommodating when required. You need to be able to look at a person and work out their most endearing feature and focus on it. You need to be a mind reader and know what they want before they ask for it. You need to be courteous, even when they’re not. You need to be sexually turned on when the client doesn’t nothing for you and you need to be able to work around the client because, more often than not, they won’t work around you. These are not qualities that everyone possesses.

I rarely say no, as I have said so many many times. I’ve been in appointments where I’ve thought, FFS will you just get on with it. I had one guy who wanted oral for 45 minutes straight and if I took my mouth off his cock, even for a second, he forced my head back onto it. Now could the customer do that if he was providing the service. After he had left, I took myself off for a couple of hours, giving someone a blow job for 45 minutes is hard work and gave me a pounding headache but I didn’t complain, I even told him I enjoyed it, because that’s what he wants to hear. I enjoy 95% of my appointments. The ones I don’t enjoy are the guys who smell of smoke when they arrive (yuk !) and the guys who don’t even practice basic personal hygiene before arriving. Pissy cock is not good !!

Very few of my clients could cross over into being a successful escort, could they put up with pissy dick, could they put up with being told what the other person wants for the entire hour, could they do a 45 minute blow job and then thank the person for it, probably not but there’s one thing that they would have to get over before anything else……. could they accept that for most appointments they won’t be ejaculating. Yes…. this is the one thing they don’t think about and it’s the one thing I bring up every time when they tell me how good they’d be as an escort. One in every 4 appointments result in me cumming, the clients cum in 4 in every 4 appointments, if the client becomes the escort then they’re going to have to get used to the fact that once the client has cum, they usually lose interest and rarely offer to finish you off. It doesn’t bother me, if he’s cum and wants to jump in the shower then it’s fine by me, I can start tidying around and it means I’ve not lost my sexual appetite for the next few hours if someone else phones me for an appointment, but all of the guys I see that think they could be a stud of an escort all want to cum during the appointment and they’ll be sorely disappointed once it dawns on them that it’s not a guaranteed outcome on my side of the fence. I only usually cum when the client asks for it, for example, if he’s turned on by me cumming on him before he spurts, or he wants fucked until I shoot my load, or wants me to cum in his mouth. Other than that it’s not often I am required to cum. Giving my arse, or their arse a good fucking, getting rimmed and getting their cock sucked is more the order of the day and could these clients who want to be working boys really cope with the attention being more on the other partner than them.

Horny Weekend

30th August 2011


I had a couple of nice appointments over the bank holiday weekend and a lot of timewasters.

One timewaster, I posted about on Saturday, decided to text me yesterday and sort of apologise. I told him he was still barred. “Hahaha get owa ya self, barred lol” was his reply. Yep barred with me, about 4 other male escorts and his number was circulated to a couple of escort agencies too. Yes barred !! Agencies and escorts share information on timewasters, it’s one way of making sure we’re not inconvenienced and one way of staying safe.

Apart from him and someone else wanting it cheap, yes cheaper than my bank holiday offer, I did manage to see a couple of nice horny guys.

One guy I seen on Sunday afternoon was a very masculine fit bloke who wanted to fuck me stupid. He was very hot. I had a good seeing to with him. The other was a guy I had seen before. He’d booked me via an agency I am registered with, a few months back. He called me direct this time, obviously I didn’t realise it was the same person until he gave his address. I mentioned I’d been before and asked if he realised it was the same person. He said “I knew it was you from the site and I’d rather book you direct”. It’s nice to be asked back, he’s a nice respectful guy, money on the sideboard when you arrive and no messing about. Once he’s done, he’s done, no need for awkward small talk. As I left he said “See you again soon, you know exactly what I like”. He only does this when his wife is out of town but it was a nice little appointment. Not too far away, at the other side of town, easy to find and safe to park.

Well hopefully it’s back to normal now until Christmas. I am not a fan of Bank Holiday Weekends, yesterday I was bored rigid, I like the excitement of horny married men coming to visit me in their lunch breaks. I’ve been wondering where my quick blow job delivery man has got to, I haven’t seen him for a couple of weeks. He might just pop in today, you never know.

Is It Less Of A Taboo To Be A Gay Sex Worker


29th August 2011

I’ve never had a negative reaction to being a gay male sex worker. No one has ever labelled me with being a “prostitute”……well not to my face anyway and anyone who I have told in the past has been more fascinated than appalled.

There isn’t a huge network of my friends who know. I do have another part time, home based job, so certain family members just think it’s a highly paid full time position and think I’m incredibly lucky to be able to work from home and get a good salary.

One of my female friends was an escort in the past. She’s now retired from the work and lives outside of the area. She has had negative reactions when people have discovered what she was doing for a living and that’s what got me wondering. Is it less of a taboo to be a gay sex worker ?

Gay men tend to have numerous sexual partners and it’s the norm in many gay relationships to have an open arrangement. Both partners being free to shag who they fancy, when they fancy. Is that why being a gay male sex worker isn’t as much of an issue. Do others think in the back of their mind “Well good on him because he’d probably just shag about anyway”.

I am not your typical sex worker, I don’t have dependants, I don’t have an agency looking after my appointments (I am registered with one but get very little work from them), I am not flitting about from working flat to working flat, I am always available when I say I am and I don’t change my name every five minutes. Many female escorts change their working name like they change their knickers, they move from agency to agency with a new persona, however I’ve always been me, I’ve never felt the need to change. Yes…..I’ve breaks from the work and thought hmmm I wonder if I should just start afresh but everytime I returned, I came back as me.

I was recently at a social occasion, sat with a couple of very close family members and a couple of friends. They all know what I do for a living. One of my family members spotted a very rough looking lady at the bar, you can picture the type I am talking about, thigh length boots, leather skirt, leopard skin top, stereotypical working girl attire, forced down our throats from the likes of Band Of Gold and Bad Girls. He immediately said “One of your camp over there Steve”. Yes we did have a laugh when he said how he’d have asked for a refund if he’d have knocked at the door and she’d answered but he immediately formed an opinion on the woman, yet he doesn’t form an opinion on me. I’ve never heard him say “Steve, that’s proper working gear you’ve got on”.

A lot of my clients ask about the work, how I got into it, did I feel used, do I enjoy it type of questions. Nearly all say, “Good on you, I wish I could do it”, yet female escort friends when asked the same questions often get a comment made along the lines of “Well you know there are other options” or “Are you just doing this because you’ve got no other way of making money”.

I actually enjoy the work. There’s always at least one appointment a week I am not too keen on, either the guy reeked of cigarettes as he walked through the door or his knob wasn’t the freshest I’d seen but on the whole I like what I am doing and I’ve never witnessed anyone putting me down for it. Maybe it’s because I am gay that people don’t see what I am doing to be wrong whereas they might think a women is being coerced into doing this work and that they’re doing it as a means to an end.

Who knows !

Monday, 29 April 2013

More Trucker Fun

27th August 2011


I am becoming a bit of a trucker slut, I’ve seen three in just a few months, yet at one time, I’d maybe get one enquiry a year. Talking about truckers on blogs has brought in a bit of passing trade, so to speak. If you search gay newcastle trucker, my “Another Day, Another Trucker” post ranks as 7th on Google LOLOLOL and if you search trucker escort gay, I come at the top for “Another Day” and second for “Trucker Fucker” and that’s without listing a location. I am not complaining hahahaha.

I met last night’s trucker just outside Newcastle, pre arranged earlier in the day. I went out to visit him in a nice secluded area. Nice chap, another late 40's masculine type guy. Found one of my blog posts online and followed the links to my profile. He’d been with a few guys over the years so he knew what he wanted from the appointment.

Got sorted and made a beeline for his crotch. Got that nice long cock right down the back of my throat. Very tasty indeed. Nice bit of rimming on him and he decided he wanted me on my back in the missionary position so he could fuck my arse with a couple of sex toys. He pushed in a smallish dildo, then came a bigger one and it wasn’t long before he was up there. Fucked me until he shot a massive load. We were only 20 minutes into an hours appointment. It always worries me a little when they get carried away, I want them to have the full hour but on this occasion I didn’t need to worry. “Get down there you cocksucking bitch” he said in a very strong masculine tone. Yep, he wanted his cock sucked whilst he played with my arse, telling what a dirty fucking cunt I was. “Suck it harder you bitch”, “Gonna fuckin’ dump a second load all over your fucking face”. After about 20 minutes of deep throat and trucker cock worship, he pulled his cock out of my mouth and dumped it all over my goatee beard, he then used the head of his cock and his fingers to push the cum into my mouth and asked me to let it dribble down again, he then used his cock to push it back in. Finished off by tonguing his cock and licking all the wet spunk off it until it was nice and clean.

I think I was thoroughly filthy. I know he seems to think I was. I’ve already had a text off him this morning saying he’s left me feedback and a “field report”, I am dying to see it