Saturday, 18 May 2013

Sexy Thursday

6th October 2011


Yes, I am feeling rather sexy today after my horny sessions yesterday.

Lovely session on Wednesday with one of my favourite clients, I see him almost every Wednesday, outcall to this home. He was rampant as usual. His arse seems tighter every time I fuck it.

I got back from my outcall and I knew there was an email to pick up. It had come through to my iphone but the attached file was massive and being out in the wilds of Northumberland, the signal wasn’t so great to download it so I logged into my email account via the laptop when I got home and took a look at the email and the picture. It was from a guy who fancied a tumble with me at 3pm and attached a picture of his cock. I don’t really need to see anyone’s cock in advance, I’ll do you anyway hahaha, but it was nice to take a glimpse of what I about to get. Blimey…………. it was big.

He arrived at about 3.15pm. I was expecting a big stocky bloke by the pics but he was just an average sort of size. About 5ft 10, hairyish, nice stubbly beard going on like he hadn’t shaved for two days (facial hair always makes me horny). He came in, offered the cash in advance (always a nice touch) and dropped his pants. My god….. it was massive and thick, it was at least as thick as my wrist. I am quite greedy when there’s a lot of cock because if a client has a massive cock, I most certainly want fucked with it.

I am not pushy when it comes to getting what I want but if I want big cock up my arse I know a few ways of dropping the hint, however on this occasion, no hint was required. Bent over in the dressing area of my apartment, in front of the full length mirror, he started rubbing his cock along my arse crack and I could see from the reflection how big it was and how deep it was going to go. Getting it up was an issue, it was an inch by inch affair. He had to put the head of it in, well lubed, then take it out and lube up again, put two inches in, then 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 until I got it all the way up, my god, I had to gasp as it hit as far as it could. He looked down at my pert arse and said “Fuck….all the way to the balls, you dirty fucking slut”. I think he was quite impressed.

I love bottoming for clients (taking cock up my arse), it’s quite possibly the best sensation and the horniest thing for me, I love it when they know what they are doing and the size of a cock doesn’t really make much different to the sensation. Smaller 5" cocks can give a better fuck sometimes than 9" and above. Pushing a 9-10" cock inside and just fumbling about isn’t going to create any real sensations for a bottom expect making him feel a bit full, so to speak. If a guy fucks me and darts it in and out from tip to balls, whether he’s big or small, it creates more of an intense fuck than sticking it in and wobbling it about a bit. I realise though that the friction caused by fucking that way can take some men over the edge and make them cum too quickly.

Anyway….. back to my 3.15pm, well he fucked me stupid for about 15 minutes, where he watched himself in the mirror and prided himself on being a real stud. He was a real stud, he certainly stuffed me full of cock, that’s for sure. We finished off on the bed in the spoons position, watching some porn. He lay behind me with his dick, rock hard, firming lodged up my arse, whilst wanking me and kissing the back of my neck. His dick stayed rock hard for about 30 minutes inside me, with the occasional pump to keep it hard. He liked the sensation and warmth of being inside.

We finshed off with me laid on the bed and him stood over me, wanking his impressive member over my face, he spunked all over my goatee and then got his fingers and pushed the cum into my mouth.

All in all a very memorable day. First of all one of my fave clients and secondly a client I won’t forget in a hurry.

Friday, 17 May 2013

Can You Actually Be Friends With Other Sex Workers


29th September 2011

I’ve skirted around this subject before but I am going to delve a little deeper into this question today. Can you actually be friends with other sex workers. I think you can be but you have to have your own personal boundaries set and you need to be discreet and private about your clients.

Sometimes I just can’t be arsed with other sex workers. I find most of them to be selfish individuals, they’ll gladly take numbers of dodgy clients from you, they’ll gladly take an appointment off your hands when you’re busy but often you get nothing in return. There’s been one or two sex workers I have become friendly with over the years. One guy, we will call Alan so I don’t identify him, he was a nice enough guy, I used to pass on the phone numbers of no shows and hoaxes but he never used to furnish me with such details. I’d catch up with him from time to time and he’d always tell me how busy he was and how wonderful and rich his clients were. I used to wonder where all these clients came from because I advertised in the same places as him, yeah he was 10 years younger but not everyone wants the skinny blonde bottom type, then one day I seen a regular of mine, he’d emailed me a few months earlier when I was in Spain, he was here for one night on business and so I gave him Alan’s number, Alan seen him and all was fine. I got an email from the client a few days later saying thanks and that he’d see me next time he was in Newcastle.

I never thought any more about the recommendation until Paul (the client) contacted me again. He made an appointment for the following evening and I arrived on time as requested. I asked him how it went with Alan and he said “Great but you need to be careful”, his reply astonished me and then he went on to add, “Alan told me he’d undercut you if I booked him in future and offered to see me for 2 hours for 100 quid. Now isn’t that downright nasty. This was a client I seen every few months, I helped him out when I was in Majorca, gave a fellow escort some work and that’s how I got repaid. Then came the best of it “Alan was glad of the appointment which is why I think he wanted to keep me as a client, the timewasters he seems to get, I’d give up if I got that many guys pissing me about”. The timewasters, the bloody timewasters, what bloody timewasters. I realised this was a one way street and that was the last ever recommendation I sent to Alan. I don’t think my client has booked him again because I’ve seen him a couple of times since and even he was appalled at the attitude of Alan.

I am also a member of an online gay sex workers forum, which I mentioned a few days ago, one escort on there obviously hates my guts. I tend to talk in plain simple english, I don’t use big words in my sentences because I like the lay person in the street to be able to understand what I am talking about, using complex words to describe feelings and counter argue is not my style but it’s his. For someone 15 years my junior he’s very good at telling me what I do wrong when I have a winge on the forum but if I reply to his complaints he gets all uppety on me and uses big words to try and confuse me. He doesn’t confuse me at all, I am university graduate with professional qualifications not some low life piece of Geordie shit that he tries to make me feel like (whether or not he’s doing that is a matter for discussion but it’s how I feel sometimes). He thinks we’re all a bit tight here in Geordieland and they’re a bit more cosmopolitan over in Granadaland. Gay/Open Minded/Bisexual/Transgender people are no more prevalent in Cheshire than in Consett, but he’s young and so seems to know a thing or two. He describes the North East as rural, rural my arse, yes there are nice rural area’s but it’s the 6th biggest metropolitan area in the UK. Go 10 miles out of Manchester and you’re rural too but you see, that’s more rural with a bit more pink in it. With 10 years experience in the sex industry, I obviously know nowt so in future I will just shut up when he’s got problems. I have to bite my tongue with him at times as it is and he never accepts any responsibility for his own actions, whereas I do. It always seems to be someone else’s fault. Never mind, when he gets to 37 he might have a different outlook on life. I don’t think we’re ever going to be friends but I am not really bothered about that.

I get contacted all the time from guys wanting to get into the work, “Can we meet for a pint and chat about it”. Hmmm nope, I don’t do meets in bars with strangers interested in escort work, emailing me from a hotmail account. If you ran XYZ Bakers in Darlington and ABC Bakers wanted to set up next door they’re hardly going to ask XYZ to meet them for a beer to take business away from them. I’ve met a couple of blokes over the years for a pint and a chat about the work and they’ve all wanted a shag. Just because I am sex worker it doesn’t mean I sleep with anyone who buys me a drink you know LOLOLOLOL

I do have one or two friends who are sex workers. One guy who I offer the odd duo with and another who I pass on dodgy numbers and no shows to. I think it is possible to be friends with other sex workers as long as you don’t tell them everything about yourself and keep it sensible. If you’re going to recommend clients to another escort when you’re away on holiday then I try to ensure it’s someone who appreciates the recommendation and reciprocates in the future.

I’ve dipped in and out of the work over the years, this is currently one of the longest stints I have had in the work and it’s mainly because I am working part time at the moment and this fits in nicely. If I take on a full time job in the future I will probably only see regulars and stop advertising as much. If that happens I hope there’s an escort out there that would appreciate a few more clients their way but who wouldn’t be dis-respectful and try to undercut me to keep the client for themselves. I don’t like dirty tricks

Does Hairy Mean Horny

28th September 2011


I have always has a leaning towards hairy men, I love the fact that beards, goatee or otherwise, are back in fashion again.  It really sets off a guys' facial features when there's a defined jaw line set off with a sexy horny beard.  The horny look of a guy who's just finished work, knackered, with a 5 o'clock shadow, in need of some sexual stimulation, with his tie undone and his jacket hung over his arm as he walks in the door, gives me an instant hard on.

I've always found smooth chests to be more boyish, the stereotypical porn movie with the big 40's hairy bloke fucking the arse off the twinky smooth late teen.  Smooth chests have never really done it for me but they can look good on guys with a slimmer swimmer type physique.  The hairier guy tends to be dark haired with a bit of bulk going on, tufts off back hair peering out from the top of his t shirt and arms thick of smooth black masculine hair.  A walk around the park on a typical Sunday can be a bit embarrassing for a guy like me, walking around with a permanent erection looking at the sexy daddy types out walking with their families, wearing nothing but a sexy top and shorts.  Those hairy legs give you an idea of how virile and masculine he will be in bed.  You imagine how thick his cock will be and what it will taste like once you get in your mouth, that grunt he will make as he's just about to shoot his load and how he will eye up the booty for the second round with his cock deep inside you.  Yes just the typical thing I imagine when walking around Jesmond Dene with my dog on a summer afternoon.  Most partners would think about what the fruit scones will taste like at the little cafe, where they will stop for a 10 minute break, I am more interested in her husbands plums to be perfectly honest and what they will feel like in my mouth.

There's nothing better than visiting a business guy in a hotel, to see him answer the door with just a towel wrapped around his torso.  His pecks oozing sex, his masculine hairy chest, his cock hardening.  It gets me every time.  Clients often ask me how I can be so horny all the time.  Hey, if you're a bloke, got a nice clean dick, a rimmable ass and a bit of hair somewhere, we're gonna get on great.

Does hairy mean horny.......... Doing hairy makes me horny.

A Few Interesting Days


21st September 2011

Yesterday seen the return of one of my regular clients who always arrives in a basque, panties and stockings. It doesn’t bother me what anyone wears and I knew in advance how he’d be dressed. I didn’t the first time mind. I was quite a surprise when he first visited me, to take off his stay press trousers and be wearing the full regalia underneath.

I suppose it’s easier to play out your fantasies with someone unshockable, it’s not exactly the sort of thing you can open up to your wife about. A professional escort should be unfazed about how someone is dressed, it’s not my particular concern what any bloke is comfortable in.

Monday night was interesting, I swallowed the biggest load of spunk this side of 2011, a very horny bloke in a plush local hotel who got very carried away with my deep throat technique. He was amazed at just how deep he could shove it (yes balls deep) and he had a substantial package. I was rewarded for my labours with a massive throat full of cum which went straight down, yes I swallowed the lot, I am such a dirty slut at times. It was nice, I’ve no idea what he has in his diet but his spunk was tasty. Men’s jizz can be a bit rank at times but this was quite nice.

Yesterday morning also seen me back on the roads. My favourite client in Northumberland. He’d not seen me for a couple of weeks (it’s usually every Tuesday or Wednesday) and so he was proper horny. Full on from the moment I arrived until the moment I left. All in all a good few days. I am just looking forward to what my weekend in Nottingham brings. Judging by the phone calls I could be in for a treat or two. Horny men are always welcome through my door.

On The Cheap

18th September 2011


Driving back from an overnight stay, this morning, I got to wondering why some guys want it on the cheap and as cheap as f**king possible.

I had my phone on silent all night, but I was awake at about 6am and noticed a text had been sent, a little after 4am, it was a guy asking if I was available to visit him. I didn't reply until 9am because if I had text him back at 6am and he was awake it would have started a whole text cycle that I couldn't be bothered with.  When I replied, I said I was sorry but I am not available 24/7 and only just got the message.

I didn't think anything more of it until just before 12noon when I got a text delivered as I was driving through Tow Law on the A68.  "You available today, want to suck you, wank you and you fuck me".  I text back with prices and then got a reply "Any cheaper just for a blow job".  Now come on guys I am not being ragged around the bed for £20, what did you think I was going to charge.  Similarly a guy a few days back emailed me saying "Sounds good, can we meet next week sometime".  I replied back and gave him the prices and enquired about when he was thinking about.  He wasn't planning to pay, that's why he attached pics of his cock.  Which bit of the advert "Steve ££ Escort ££ Newcastle Incalls 10am to 11pm" did he think was just recreational sex ???????????

Another, last week thought my £20 quickie BJ was pricey.  What was he wanting to pay, a fiver FFS.  They really take the piss sometimes.  £20 is one of the best prices you will find anywhere to visit someone in a lovely apartment, safe and who allows you to dump your load in his mouth.

I had a guy email asking if I will take saucy pics of him in compromising positions, yes that's good.  He'd also like pics off him wanking me off.  I asked how long for "Hour and Half", so I emailed back a price which was way below the £100 I would normally charge for an hour and half and heard nothing since, again, what was he expecting me to charge.

All of these guys who text/email wanting it on the cheap have all read my website and online adverts, they all have a fair idea of the prices and if they don't know, they must surely realise that I am not going to suck their cock for £4.99.  I think I'm worth the money I charge and although I am willing to be flexible, there's flexible and taking the piss.

Thick Set & Stocky

15th September 2011


Hmmm, just what the doctor ordered.

Yesterday I opened the door to one hunk of a guy, 46-48 years old, 6ft 3, broad shoulders, shaved head, goatee beard with a deep shadow of stubble across the rest of his beard line. WOW ! I was in for a treat.

This was another of those alpha males I’ve talked about in the past, the sort of guy who is a man’s man and who you would never think in a million years would have sex with other blokes. As he walked in his shoes clicked on the tiled floor, oh god this guy was fantastic. I was hard within seconds, normally it takes me 3-4 minutes to get warmed up but I was at full attention within seconds.

He took off his leather jacket to reveal a crisp white shirt which clinged to his solid body, I unbuttoned his shirt and made a beeline for his pecks, he ran his fingers through my hair as I bit on his nipples, whilst my hands undid his belt and zip. Inside his Calvin Klein undies was one solid fat cock. It was about 6 inches but it had power. The sort of cock you could hang a couple of wet towels off and still be rock solid hard. “Get that fucking mouth around that cock”. There was no need to ask, it was where I was heading to anyway. He pumped his cock deep down my throat, holding my head in position as he thrusted his dick in and out of my mouth. He pulled me off his cock and bent me over the bed, he got down on the floor and licked out my tight “man hole”. His tongue darting in and out of my arse, biting on my arse cheeks in between licks. He stood up and rubbed his cock end up and down my arse crack, slapping his heavy solid dick off my cheeks. He got his throbbing dick lubed up and rammed it deep up my arse, holding on to my behind with his big hairy hands whilst he fucked me from the tip of his cock right up to the balls. After about 10 minutes of serious pounding, he pulled out his cock, told me to flip over and rammed his cock in my mouth, dumping his salty load straight down my throat.

“Can I extend” he said. Oh yes, that wouldn’t be a problem. He asked if I could make him a coffee, which I proceeded to do whilst he got himself horny again over the porn. I came back into the bedroom and put the cups down on the side table. “Up against the fucking door”. He spread my arms and legs against the bedroom door and fucked the arse off me again, ramming it up deeper with each thrust. “Get on top of me on the bed and fucking ride that cock like it’s the last cock you’re ever gonna have”. He got on the bed and I jumped on top, his big hands cupping my butt cheeks and pushing me up for each thrust. “Get all that cock up that hole” he kept saying as his dick got deeper and harder inside. He then got me on my back with my legs around my head, deep fucking me on top biting on my nipples as he drilled it in and out of my hole. “He’s the second dump coming” and he gave a final big thrust which banged against my prostate as he shot his second load. He pulled out, cleaned up and had his coffee. He’d only booked a half hour originally but after extending, he left a little over the hour, after he had a shower.

As he left he settled up the extra money and left a £10 tip. A little bit of small chit chat about how he wasn’t married, liked women but loved a shag with another bloke every month or so because he said he got a dirtier fuck off a bloke. Then he said, “I’m off back to the building site to see what the lads have got up to whilst I’ve been away and then it’s a few beers and the football match tonight down the local”. Hmm, I can just see him now, 6 pints, football banter and crude chat about their latest conquests. I expect my gender will change to female when he boasts about how he took her from behind and fucked the arse off his bird. Little do they know hahahahahaha

The First Timer

11th September 2011


I've been asked 3 times in the last few days, "Do you see many first timers".

Only about 50% of my clients are first timers hahahahahahaha.  Out of maybe 10 appointments a week, at least 5 will be first timers (first timers to me) but maybe one of them will have seen another gay male escort before, so that leaves with with four escort virgins to play with.  Yes, I see first timers.  Lots of them and they're always as nervous as each other.  Those nerves go the minute they walk in though because they realise straight away that I am a nice respectful guy.

There are always going to be first time nerves but I can be equally as nervous at times because you have to remember that you're also new to me too, I have no idea who is walking through my door but you have a bit of an idea from my website and blog, you tend to know what to expect, whereas I don't.  I have no idea of who is visiting me unless I have seen them before.

I get nervous when a guy walks through the door that I really fancy the pants off.  That's when I get a little jittery.  It happened to me on Sunday when after 10 years of working as an escort, I seen my first ever black guy.  He was out of this fucking world.  I loved the appointment, a big strapping 6ft 6, fit, black, horny bloke walked in and I went a bit giddy.  It was an excellent appointment which I thoroughly enjoyed.  I mean thoroughly enjoyed.  He was such a nice bloke, not the typical type of bloke you would expect to visit a male escort and I was very turned on by his presence, never mind his equipment once he dropped his pants.

So if you're a first timer, I know it won't stop your nerves but I hope it helps to know that you're not the only first timer I have seen that week and you won't be the last.  Everyone has to start somewhere and I am pleased when that somewhere is here.  I like them to go away and think that the experience was worth their while and want to return.  I love it when the first timers return and want to be more adventurous the second time.  When they're thoroughly filthy on a second appointment I know I have cracked that shell and brought a new experience into their lives, one that I hope they enjoy as much as I do.