Horny Men

20th August 2011


What makes a man horny ?

Being an escort I am permanently horny but there are certain types I am more attracted to than others. On Thursday, a rather stocky late 50′s guy came to visit me for the first time and when he took his shirt off I got an immediate erection. He was very hairy. Very hairy does it for me. Thick dark chest hair that never ends and continues all the way down the legs, the arms and back is a real turn on. I suppose I am attracted to a very masculine type man, the alpha male type that would look after you and provide. Workmen get me stirring too. There’s nothing hotter than a bloke in overalls.

A female friend of mine comes to visit now and again for a weekend, she knows I work and so she’s quite happy to potter about whilst I am entertaining, she used to do the work herself a few years ago. We always have a walk down to my little pub. I have a pub nearby, a little village type pub and there’s a workie type that gets in there. We both fancy the pants off him. He’s stocky, hairy, he has the gift of the gab, he a talk to anyone type. We position ourselves in the pub so we can glance at him whilst not being too obvious that we fancy him.

I find men with beards incredibly horny. They’re the type I would purposefully follow about in the supermarket LOL. The hairy face says “Masculine” to me. I find stocky men more attractive to lanky tall men, I find bald to be hornier than men with hair and if you’re stocky, bald with a beard then I’m going to rape you the first chance I get.

But…………………………. there’s the geeky type, I quite fancy them too, their super intelligence really knocks me for six. Their shyness is an attractive feature. I’ve never found them to be shy in the bedroom, I’ve had many a fuck off a horny geeky type. They all seem to have big cocks too, which is always a plus point when they’re top and want a nice arse to fuck.

I suppose all men are horny in their own way. Some men I find more horny than others, some guys fit into my little horny box and then the minute they open their mouths you think “what a fucking prat”. You chase them for months and then they talk to you and you take an immediate dislike to them. It really shatters the illusion you had of them.

Being an escort, I try to be that horny man, no matter who walks through the door. I try and make sure they get what they want from me and get the hornyness they desire. When they fit into my little horny box then it’s a nice little bonus for me too.